does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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