I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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