That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Randomize
