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I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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