they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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