is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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