Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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