I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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