It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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