Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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