At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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