He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
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