Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Randomize
