do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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