Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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