their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
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