you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
