so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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