i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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