Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Randomize