i don't like sucking hair
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Why can't burritos get me drunk
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Randomize
