bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Randomize
