I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Randomize
