At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
this just has baby written all over it
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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