i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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