I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
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