i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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