The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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