Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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