Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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