Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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