i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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