its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
Randomize
