at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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