i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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