so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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