WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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