i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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