Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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