what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
My legs feel like baby dolphins
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
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