thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
Please don't give away my fajitas
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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