She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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