i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
They have beer where we have blood.
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