quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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