It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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