you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Randomize
