Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Two words: blizzard sex
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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