Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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