You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Randomize
