Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Ketchup is God's man juice
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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