32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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