I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
Randomize
