hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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