Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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