how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
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