Why does Corona taste like a burp?
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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