Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
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